Don't Slag Off Neil Burrell

by The Vat Egg Imposition

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Neil Burrell is magic If music skills were football skills then he could score a hat-trick (Could score a hat-trick) Against Belgium Someone should tell them They're lucky he's a musician (They're lucky he's a musician) Don't slag off Neil Burrell He's not been feeling well As you can clearly tell Don't slag off Neil Burrell Don't slag off Neil Burrell He slipped and nearly fell In someone's left out hair gel Don't slag off Neil Burrell Neil walks his dog Neil falls off a log He writes another song (Another song) Cause it's that easy for him Like music hair that's growing Out of his musical chin (Out of his musical chin) Don't slag off Neil Burrell He's not been feeling well As you can clearly tell Don't slag off Neil Burrell Don't slag off Neil Burrell He slipped and nearly fell In someone's left out hair gel Don't slag off Neil Burrell Neil Burrell has gone I don't know why I don't know where I don't know for how long (Don't know for how long) But I can tell you this Jack If you want him to come back You've got to cut him some slack (And then buy him some flapjack) Don't slag off Neil Burrell He's not been feeling well As you can clearly tell Don't slag off Neil Burrell Don't slag off Neil Burrell He slipped and nearly fell In someone's left out hair gel Don't slag off Neil Burrell Buy him some flapjack
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Baby coming out Out, out, out Baby coming out Out, out, out Village underground Ground, ground, ground And the church bell sounds... We've been here a long time Time, time, time Since Thirteen Forty-Nine Nine, nine, nine When we ran from the plague Plague, plague, plague Down into the caves Caves, caves, caves But we took our lutes with us And our four-stringed guitars And we clasped those precious instruments A-closely to our hearts And for six hundred and seventy years Unknown to the overworld We've been knocking out songs in their thousands The best songs never heard Alone in music Alone Alone in music Alone In music Ohhh oh Alone in music Two three Two three If a tree falls in the forest Does it still make a sound If no-one's listening when you put an album out? And is it worth doing If no-one really cares? Well the forest doesn't know who's listening But it carries on unawares Alone in music Alone Alone in music Alone In music Ohhh oh Alone in music Two three Two three <Mouth Solo> Alone in music Alone Alone in music Alone In music Ohhh oh Alone in music Two three One two three

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Single number #3! Another one! On Alphaville Records!

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released June 25, 2021

Guitar: Neil Gumbley
Keys and Backing Vocals: Arriel Grimes
Bass: Ste Grindrod
Drums: Ged McGurn
Vocals: Vat-Egg

Recorded by Alan Smyth at 2fly Studios in Sheffield

Artwork by Garold Barold

All songs written by Grimes/Grindrod/Gumbley/McGurn/Vat-Egg

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