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Sheriff of Nottingham
02:45
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I’m the Sheriff of Nottingham
We call it Shottingham
Because of all the arrows that my guards have got in ‘em
Shot by Robin Hood
Yeah
He lives in the wood
Yeah
I would gladly cut him into quarters if I could
Yeah
But catching Robin Hood is so hard
I usually just end up with more arrows in my guards
I’d like to see him feathered and tarred
But more often than not I come home permanently scarred
Wo-oh
My interests
Are being loathed and feared
Being loathed and feared
And stroking my beard
Wo-oh
My future goals
Are stealing from the good
And killing Robin Hood
Maid Marion’s my ex
And
I still send her cheques
And
Now she’s off with Robin Hood
Having lots of sex
And
The peasants think he’s great
And
That makes me irate
And
To make myself feel better sometimes I decapitate
Them
My past times
Are mocking the sincere
Mocking the sincere
And drinking evil beer
Wo-oh
My future goals
Are stealing from the good
And killing Robin Hood
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I
Had a green mug
My neighbour came round
She borrowed it
It
Had sugar in it
I think that she needed it
To put on her Weetabix
But she never came round again
And now somebody else has moved in
And this has got me thinking when
Will I get my green mug back again?
I
I know it’s still there
Because I’ve been over
And seen them drinking out of it
I
Wanted to bring it up
But it didn’t seem like the right time
To ask them for a cup
And now I’ve not been round again
Because we didn’t really make friends
And this has left me wondering when
Will I get my green mug back again?
I am going to burgle their flat
It’s not like I want the sugar back
Or to steal their new TV or anything
I just wanna get my green mug back again
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