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Listen
There’s something wrong in your kitchen
There’s something wrong I should say
Your cafe
Is doing something in a naff way
You need to find a new pathway
Cause you don’t understand Marmite
You don’t spread from the jar right
You don’t understand Marmite
Feller,
Has no one ever stopped to tell yer
You can’t just slap it on like Nutella
What is even worse
Is that you don’t put margarine on first
Dry toast and Marmite makes my feelings burst
Cause
You don’t understand Marmite
You don’t spread from the jar right
You don’t understand Marmite
Made from concentrated brewer’s yeast
A by-product of beer
It’s been popular in Britain for over one hundred years
Issued to the troops
During World War One
And when those soldiers came home they gave it to their daughters and sons
The Swiss have got Cenovis
The Aussies Vegemite
And in New Zealand they have something slightly different called Marmite
You need a nice thin layer
On a slice of buttered bread
And if you cannot manage that
Then you deserve to be dead
Because
You don’t understand Marmite
You don’t spread from the jar right
You don’t understand Marmite
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I'm A Turtle
02:14
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I'm a turtle
You know I'm a turtle
But right now I'm a turtle on the edge
Right now I am a turtle in crisis
And what you want from me
Don't you know that compromise is not the answer?
What you had, well you can't have anymore
I'm not the turtle that you're looking for
I'm a turtle that does not love yer
I'm a turtle with more to discover
I'm a turtle you can't keep down
I'm a turtle
I'm a turtle who always tries
I'm a turtle under bright blue skies
And I'm a turtle who hates compromise
I'm a turtle that does not love yer
I'm a turtle with more to discover
I'm a turtle you can't keep down
Had my share of knocks
And right now you've got me cornered like a fox
But I can't be contained by locks
And I can't be contained by a cardboard box
Because I'm a turtle that does not love yer
I'm a turtle with more to discover
I'm a turtle you can't keep down
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